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H1 N1 Tour
« Thread started on: Apr 30th, 2009, 11:06am » |
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Rogue Radio will continue to play gigs through this epidemic, unless we are shut down by the CDC. Now, please understand that if the Rogue machine is stopped by the CDC, it may not be direclty related to the swine flu thingy. Currently, we have a dozen or so cases open with the CDC, some are pending further investigation. The turtle incident does not count.
Also, the members of Rogue Radio are probably immune to H1 N1 thanks to their pork and black velvet intake. We have survived SARS, Anthrax, and black mold (yes Puddin that was black mold and not chocolate icing).
We ask that you be cautious, and please do not try to build immunities by ingesting large amounts of pork and black velvet. This method may have worked for Rogue, but many a people have been hospitalized just by breathing in our general vicinity.
See you soon!!!
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Re: H1 N1 Tour
« Reply #1 on: Apr 30th, 2009, 2:51pm » |
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We would like to assure all of our adoring fans that the H1 N1 epidemic will not affect our current touring schedule. We are going to stay in the Arlington area, just like we had planned all along. Earlier reports of the band taking refuge from all "Swine-Flu-Carrying Mescans" in a secret Montana location with someone's parents were neither true nor appropriate.
We at Rogue Radio would like to assure our Latino fan that we in no way endorse these racial slurs or blame the Hispanic population for the spreading of this pandemic. That would be like blaming Canadians for AIDS (which is believed to have been brought to N. America by a homosexual Canadian flight attendant).
We assure you that we still blame the pigs for the Swine Flu and the Gays for AIDS.
Thank you for your time.
-Captain Tiny
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Re: H1 N1 Tour
« Reply #2 on: May 29th, 2009, 10:18pm » |
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We are securing a VPN concentrator, Video conferencing, and a web portal for live feeds just in case there is a breakout. That way the boys can play from the comfort of their own homes and you can still experience the greatness of Rogue from your own living room.
I am only assisting in the setup, more or less consulting on the technology, Cap'n Tiny will handle all of the implementation and documentation. Of course we will have McCougar there to argue and tell us how we are all wrong...
Direct all your questions and comments to Puddin...
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Re: H1 N1 Tour
« Reply #3 on: May 29th, 2009, 11:15pm » |
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Genius!
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Re: H1 N1 Tour
« Reply #4 on: May 29th, 2009, 11:19pm » |
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That's what she said...
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Re: H1 N1 Tour
« Reply #5 on: May 30th, 2009, 12:05am » |
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I thought she said size didn't matter, until she actually saw the size. Then it mattered... A lot.
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Re: H1 N1 Tour
« Reply #6 on: May 30th, 2009, 09:57am » |
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It's not size that matters, it's the LACK OF IT!
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AdrianAndTheObertones
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Re: H1 N1 Tour
« Reply #7 on: May 30th, 2009, 10:21am » |
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wow. I guess that is what she said.
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